INCREDIBLE INDIA

1. For majority of Indians, life is in the hands of God, not in theirs. They believe in their Karma.

2. Most of Indian youth act smart roles to attract the creatures of opposite gender.

3.  Indians marry one for society but maintain immoral relationships with many casually.

4. Majority of Indians beautify their CVs with attractive lies about themselves to get a job faster.

5. Indians worry more about one after one’s death than when one is alive and when seeking their love.

6. Most of Indians are in agriculture, not because it is profitable but because they are accustomed to it for ages.

7. For Indians, education is meant for getting employment but not to improve their attitude and character.

8. For majority of Indians religion is a source of solace but not a means of self-reformation or self-denial.

9. Indians crave inaccessible and unaffordable beauty more than available and affordable beauty.

10. Indians love those with extraordinary knowledge but never try to improve their knowledge passionately.

11. Majority of Indians think a lot often about other unrelated things rather than their own lives.

12. Majority of Indians still don’t believe that love marriages are as reliable as arranged marriages.

13. Majority of Indians compromise more in finalizing their life partner than anything else in their life.

14. Most of Indian parents prefer those with jobs, for their daughters, as life partners, while searching for one.

15. Majority of Indians are scared of their death because they are closely related to many people around them.

16. Most of Indian farmers do not depend on books and experts for farming but on their common sense.

17. One of the worst sectors in India is education. Most of it is lengthy, irrational, immoral and unreliable.

18. Indians knowingly commit mistakes, blunders and sins even after visiting many temples regularly.

19. Majority Indian females still wish to attract others with their beauty than their knowledge and goodness.

20. The last choice for Indians against everything else available in this world is knowledge.

21. Indians like those who tell beautiful lies rather than bitter realities to educate or entertain them.

22. Majority of modern Indian girls and boys feel depressed and forsaken if they don’t have a sweetheart.

23. The happiest occasion in the life of a sensible and sensitive Indian is still his or her marriage.

24. Majority Indians choose courses of study based on what jobs they can get but not because they like them.

25. In India, one can earn more money after one’s death through government or employer than when one is alive.

26. Indian farmers grow any crop if they get profit from it. They are not as pious and ideal as we all think.

27. Now Indian education is in the hands of those who are not much educated or who have no values at all.

28. Indians wish to impress others talking about the greatness of their religions but not their religious values.

29. Even highly educated and influential Indians use quite nasty products to improve their beauty somehow.

30. Indians value those with exceptional beauty, wealth and power more than those with great knowledge.

31. Majority Indians admire such celebrities who contributed almost nothing to their welfare or happiness.

32. We find love as the theme in 98% of Indian films, directly or indirectly, because in real life Indians miss it.

33. Majority Indians believe that marriage offers a sense of fulfillment, security and safety to their lives forever.

34. Fools, idiots and rogues often interview and fail intelligent and ideal candidates in Indian firms in India.

35. Majority Indians cannot express their pain in words and so they remain calm and voiceless in such contexts.

36. Majority of Indian farmers are idealists because they grow vital crops despite losses every year.

37. Most of Indians read dailies and books for formality sake but not because they like the content in it.

38. Most of the religiously inclined people in India commit more crimes and sins than atheists.

39. Majority of Indians like the presence and company of a beauty but not ideal marriage with one of them.

40. Indians spend the least amount of money and time on acts for acquisition and retention of knowledge.

41. Indians wish to live happily depending on the sacrifices and goodness of others but not theirs.

42. Almost every Indian that knows basic English is aware of the spelling and meaning of the word ‘love’.

43. Majority of Indian girls and boys perceive marriage as a vicious web of burdens but they enter it anyway.

44. 96% of Indians don’t know how to prepare their CV with logically ordered details and flawless English.

45. Helpless dependents mourn the death of a person in India more than anybody else around or far away.

46. The most vulnerable and dangerous sector in India is agriculture but governments neglect it continuously.

47. Most Indians choose government teaching job, not because they love or deserve it; it is riskless and workless.

48. As far as religion is concerned, 98% Indians don’t follow logic or common sense.

49. Most of rich Indian females waste 30% of their time and money on things and acts related to beauty.

50. In India, a beggar can live happily than an ideal scientist, investigative journalist or active social activist.

51. Most of Indians, who talk about nonviolence in public places, actually indulge in violence quite often.

52. Many innocent Indian girls and boys often commit suicides for the sake of their love.

53. In India, who are bad boys before marriage, act smart roles as good boys before all important folks.

54. In India, majority do jobs to satisfy their family members and society but not because they like that work.

55. In India, any medicine that avoids death forever can be sold better than gold and platinum do.

56. Majority Indian farmers focus on quantity of produce rather than its quality and demand in the open market.

57. The most horrible experience for an Indian child now is his or her time at a mediocre private school.

58. Majority Indians go to temples for formality sake but not because they really love or fear God there.

59. In India, beauties are desired and admired as prostitutes more than ideal housewives or otherwise.

60. Most of ordinary Indians consider a highly knowledgeable, pious and selfless person as a brainless idiot.

61. 95% of Indians cannot describe their lives logically and concisely in 100 words, spoken or written.

62. 98% of Indians cannot imagine the concept and practice of love beyond the idea of sex.

63. 99% of Indian females wish to marry such males only, who are older than them considerably.

64. If one crore rupees is paid ideally to every employee, 98% of Indians quit their jobs within two days.

65. Natural and peaceful death is the ambition of all Indians.

66. Majority of Indian bosses like loyal and ignorant subordinates than inquisitive and intelligent ones.

67. In India, many value others based on their qualifications but not actual and useful knowledge possessed by one.

68. Indians accord more value to invisible deities and temples than visible people with virtues and pain.

69. Indians wish to spend with any number of beauties if their acts are not seen or known to others.

70. Indians value the words of people with power than achievers and dreamers without authority.

71. Majority of Indians believe that life before death is more important than the one after death.

72. Love is the most interesting and binding factor for majority of youth in India now.

73. Majority of Indians finalize a match considering benefits out of it rather than happiness in the long run.

74. Most of Indian males are struggling for and doing jobs just to satisfy their egoistic and selfish wives.

75. Indians are sad about the deaths of unrelated rich ones than related poor ones.

76. In India, anybody can become a politician because people accord the least value to them in their real lives.

77. Indians pursue different courses of study with a purpose but not out of passion for it.

78. Indians choose religion casually like they buy potatoes and onions in market; no deeper analysis.

79. Indians do most of the things to attract and impress others somehow but not because they like it.

80. Indians do not gain much knowledge in their lives because they have no time or interest for it.

81. Most of Indians don’t aim at perfection in many things they do but just do them casually.

82. 90% of professionals and celebrities in India cannot use any foreign language with 50% accuracy also.

83. Indians are good at saving money and growing assets but not using them intelligently and strategically.

84. Indians are experts in criticizing others regularly because they seldom focus on their development.

85. In any part of India, you can see a church, a coca cola bottle and a corrupt person.

86. Indians believe in the words of cheats and magicians more than pioneers and social reformers.

87. Indians are very good in following others rather than questioning and enquiring into things.

88. Indians buy many things fast if there are ‘discount’ ‘free’ tags.

89. In India, there is excessive freedom to all but not opportunities to grow and celebrate fairly.

90. Majority Indians believe that one can do anything in India with power of money and authority.

91. The first-rate criminals and fraudsters in India are government employees.

92. In India, 30% of people celebrate their lives when 70% of them are suffering just before them.

93. In India, condoms and alcohol have more demand than books and medicines.

94. 95% of Indian parents sacrifice many comforts in their lives for their good or bad children.

95. In India, majority of educated people behave like slaves before those with money and authority.

96. 90% of Indians do not have even basic knowledge about their body, society and nation.

97. Most of Indians like making fun of others but they cannot bear if others do it towards them.

98. In India, we cannot find even one politician who never told or tells lies to people.

99. 90% of Indians don’t know how to receive and treat an unfamiliar person or foreigner.

100. Most of Indians buy costly gadgets out of false prestige but not because they need them.

101. Indians are more inclined towards imitation and gossip than originality and intellectual dialogue.

102. 90% of Indians expect their governments to do a lot for them without expecting anything from them.

103. Indians tell lies to many even when the situation does not demand it at all.

104. Indians deface anything if nobody is watching and if it is not their property.

105. Majority Indians don’t know what is good for them nor practice if somebody advises them.

106. In India, 90% undisciplined and selfish people regularly torture 10% disciplined and selfless people.

107. We can’t find punctuality and logical order in 90% of the things happening in India regularly.

108. Most of the hospitals and doctors in India are unhygienic and unreliable for poor ones.

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This creative expression is a cumulative result of my logical imaginations and reliable experiences.