GROUP DISCUSSION

Sonia: I welcome you all to this special general body meeting. Mr. Manmohan what’s your take on present India?

Manmohan: I stopped applying my skills and values in ruling this country the moment I accepted your leadership and control upon me. In Indian politics, party high command is the supreme authority on anything. This is your country. All the political parties working with us are happy with our portfolio and resource distribution system. I am just a nominal role player here. You know better than me about India. I can simply say that it is the best democracy in the world. I read it somewhere in a book in my childhood. I am happy with that statement. Rest is history. You built it. You are maintaining it. We are your loyal servants.

Sonia: Mr. Rahul. How are you?

Rahul: India is ours. Nehru, Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi and then Rahul Gandhi. I am moving from place to place in India to understand it more than you. As a leader of Congress party, you are suffering a lot to rule this country. I can’t burden you to take me on tours to interior India for my personal research. I am handling it on my own now. Karuna Nidhi made his son Deputy Chief Minister warning others that he must be their next Chief Minister. If a politician has a son or daughter, they rule their regions after their death or voluntary retirement. Educated youth spend watching cricket, poor people spend their time working hard for their basic amenities, employees are happy with their jobs and unions, other fools enjoy themselves watching films and going to clubs and pubs. We must create and run different evil attractions to every segment of people in this country so that they never think about the real issues of this nation. Then it is easy to rule this country. You can make anybody the President of this nation based on their blind loyalty to our Congress party. By this I mean Nehru family and his heirs. Keep working hard to present me as the next Prime Minister of this country. I play my role to attract crazy and worthless youth in colleges and poor people in huts.

Sonia: Mr. Chidambaram! How is law and order scenario in India?

Chidambaram: I owe you a lot for bringing me into this cool portfolio madam. I toiled much as a finance minister earlier. I am working hard to curb naxalism in this country. We should kill them brutally investing any amount of money. We can’t curb corrupt and unethical people in this country because they are the supporters and guides of our historical party after independence. Let us encourage celebrities like Indra Nooyi, Sachin Tendulkar and Vijay Mallya. Pepsi and Coca Cola companies sell useless drinks to Indians. They drink them a lot because they are basically sheep. They do anything if it is a fashion. They don’t question anything. Sachin Tendulkar spoils crazy Indians to a great extent. They spend watching cricket because it does not expect them to think or worry about anything happening in this country now. Then our crazy boy Vijay produces alcoholic drinks and releases his spectacular calendar every year. Madam, is it not a comedy that millions of Indians enjoy smoking, chewing, drinking and talking about nonsense always. We are earning hugely making them drunkards, smokers and pimps. I admit that some suffer and many die in this business but rich are happy to that extent. If we supply more condoms freely, anybody can go to anybody and do whatever they like with them. Sex is a basic instinct. We must not ask Indians to sleep with their life partners only. Let them sleep with anybody. We must encourage it. For that matter, what are our politicians, businessmen and celebrities doing now? Some go abroad and many do it here only. Excessive easy money and leisure make many things. They enjoy at personal level using these methods and teach values to others in campaigns and guest lectures. The other day we sent Mr. Prasad to teach lessons to management students also. We must teach Indians how to earn a lot of money and then spend it in any way they like. I mean we must make sheep from people and keep them so forever. If they start thinking about India, we can’t sit here comfortably. Naxals are not at all an issue for us. Forget it madam. If we uproot them from this soil, then every politician, celebrity and businessmen can earn in billions and save more in foreign banks. India is essentially a poor country. If it becomes a developed country, then Obama, World Bank and other people and institutions do not lend us money. A beggar only can ask for money from a rich fellow. I am happy to see India as a poor country forever. What a fun madam!

Sonia: Ms. Mamata Banerjee, are you doing well?

Mamata: I would take all lucrative railway projects to my home state West Bengal only. I have soon elections there. Jyothi Basu ruined our state for decades. I should grab political power from those old-fashioned leftists this time at any cost. I know that I am a central minister. In my homemade dictionary it means “an authority to develop my state”. Which minister in our cabinet has guts to question my moves in this regard? The fact is ministers work here for their benefits and to develop their states minding their local politics. Who is bothered about India now? Many send me reports and applications begging me to allocate funds and projects to their states also. I can’t think about anything in this nation until I become the Chief Minister of West Bengal. I am a leader of masses. I wear simple dresses and lead a simple life unlike many politicians in this nation. Don’t you compare me with Mahatma Gandhi? Bengalis are also Indians. If my state develops, it is the development of India also. Don’t worry about me. I never take any measure to develop this nation equally and justifiably. It is not in the minds of our politicians. Our policy is divide and rule. Since the white people spent more time in our state, I practice this principle more effectively. If we develop some states only more, others move to that place. It facilitates cultural exchange. If we serve the same kind of costly food to all, nobody finds it interesting to eat. We must throw a little here and there. They quarrel among themselves and we can play our leader roles there happily. Indians must suffer always. Only then women like me also can become cabinet ministers. For your information, that is the history of 90% of MPs and ministers in our Parliament. Let’s continue this tradition. As our honorable PM says often in other countries, India is the best democracy in the world. Here any Tom or Dick or Lucy can become any minister or leader. You are the captain of our ship. Should I educate you more on this old subject? Where there are fools, there are brainless leaders.

Sonia: Mr. Pranab Mukherjee, what do you say about her views and remarks?

Pranab: She is a born leader. I can say nothing about her great views and ideals meant for the development of this nation. I worked hard to make up and present our budget recently. Stealing money wisely and strategically from the voiceless and distributing it to all equally is our policy now. I never say that we can eradicate poverty from India. Should we kill every poor fellow or what to do it? Then who work as laborers in this wretched country. Poverty is the asset of a nation. Our beggars sit at our temples and at any other place where some people come for some noticeable work. Their abject appearance makes every comfortable Indian realize that India is really a poor country even to this date. If they don’t see beggars or sufferers anywhere in this nation, they further get spoilt. They drink more and celebrate more with Pepsi, Coca Cola, Kurkure and such other useless foods in restaurants and hotels. Daily show of poverty before us alerts us to be careful about our future. So, I ensure that this country remains a poor nation forever through my strategic and visionary budget preparation and resource allocation. Don’t worry about all those routine matters. I promise you that I will take every step to see that your son only becomes the Prime Minister of this nation in 2014 elections. All our cabinet ministers work hard for it as long as you do not interfere in our regional politics and measures we take minding those domestic affairs. Rahul is a visionary, intellectual and idealist. India badly needs his guidance now. Shall we collapse our government now and go for mid-term show madam. I mean why more delay? He is already overly matured!

Sonia: Thank you for your enthusiasm! I have some more things to share with you before concluding this session. You must understand and practice them without fail. A stitch in time saves nine. I want every state in India!

Rahul: Mummy, can I go out now. I have to sleep in a hut in Uttar Pradesh today to make them believe that I am also one of them. Is that ok for you?

Sonia: Certainly my darling. Take your sister also. Her appearance can work wonders there. I mean who knows? Everything is possible in this nation. We just need to know how to mobilize people and manage our affairs secretly before making our public appearance. I mean you know what India means and how our family members sacrificed their comforts and lives for this nation for decades. You think I did not become the Prime Minister of this nation because I am a fool! Anyway our cool and silent Manmohan Singhji is there to rule this country on our behalf. Why should we take up that trash on to our head? It earns pity from our loyal fellows in the party and people also. I mean in India we need to rule others earning their pity through our tactics but not honestly and decently. Go ahead my son. There is nothing here for you to learn any more. You are a born leader like Mamtaji! I will send you to Lalooji if you need more lessons about India.

Chidambaram: Madam, we are waiting for your valuable conclusive dialogues.

Sonia: Remember that we sit in our comfortable positions as long as 95% of Indians are distracted from politics and involved in nonsensical and evil avenues of self-destruction or self-control. They should understand that corruption and unrest are part of India and the lives of Indians. Do not take any strong actions against corrupt bureaucrats or businessmen. Let them earn handsomely and keep their money wherever they like. If at all a day comes in future, when the government has to bring back all that black money from the Swiss banks, our wise creatures already smell that news and take away that money from there. When everybody is corrupt, nobody needs to worry to save them from these formal attacks and recovery scenes. Ensure that more and more money is distributed to poor Indians and that they remain daily laborers always. They must get 100 days compulsory work in their regions through this scheme. When they are engaged in something, they don’t think much about other things. If we devise such schemes and policies, which develop India instantly and where every Indian lives happily, then who comes to our useless meetings? We already started spending crores of rupees to bring brainless sheep to our huge and showy meetings in many parts of India before and after elections and on such other occasions. Nobody comes to our meetings if they have enough money with them to buy water packets, biryani parcels and such other small gifts. Where there is an acute need, there is suffering and craving for it. We have money. They have poverty. This friction works wonders. We steal their money strategically and sit in comfortable seats here. Now and then we throw a little of it back to them to further misguide and ruin them. Are we social reformers and intellectuals or what to develop this nation? Our interests and priorities are important for us here. Check the case of Jaya Prakash Narayan in Andhra Pradesh? He left his lucrative collector job and joined the mess of social reformation years ago to change and develop his people. What happened during the recent elections? Only he could win his seat in Kukatpally area. I did not inform our Congress people to grab that seat also for courtesy sake. He is on roads and in slums for years. Let him enjoy that position a little. Telugu people taught him a lesson that they are not ready to be reformed at all. They are happy with their corrupt and immoral politicians. They are basically sheep. They don’t worry about anything except their crazy personal lives and daily enjoyment in some way. Discussing local politics, watching films, listening to FM radios, reading newspapers, staring at showy celebrities and rich politicians are their hobbies. People like Jaya Prakash suffer immensely in this nation because Indians are essentially sheep. They never think broadly and plan to develop India. If they had thought and behaved so, I would have moved to Italy years ago. What is there in India which one can’t find in Italy? I am here to enjoy this daily live drama centered on poor people and rich ones exploiting them publicly. Where there are more fools and buffoons, there anybody can become a leader. Is it possible in Italy or the US? Educated people question their leaders and keep their politics a little sensible and meaningful. Uneducated and foolish people like Indians welcome villains to guide them for courtesy sake. They don’t question others because they depend on Karma theory. It is their fate that I should head this nation sitting in this thrown. It is their fate that Rahul Gandhi becomes the next Prime Minister of this nation. Any way Mr. Manmohan can’t work actively by that time. Youth should enter politics in 2014 only. What is wrong if that starts with my young son only? Is not Rahul youth? Is not Priyanka youth? I mean is not India the family property of our Congress party? Gandhi died for this nation. Indira died for this nation. Many of our Congressmen also died during these 60 years. I mean martyrs only deserve leadership positions in cursed nations like India. I know some people cry here and there for a better India and the need of a positive change. Let them cry endlessly. They can do nothing. What could Vivekananda, Mahatma Gandhi or Patel do for this nation? One preached a lot to Indians asking them to change. One walked on roads to achieve independence for India. One worked hard to make up India a large and beautifully arranged nation after partition. Who are talking about them now? Ramakrishna Mission is printing books at low prices and distributing them to cricket fans and Pepsi lovers? They read them for a while and throw them somewhere. We are printing Gandhi’s image on currency notes for courtesy sake. We read a little in books about poor Patel. How many Indians are talking about these great Indians today voluntarily? Others must encourage them a lot to do it. Comfortable Indians are no more worried about other poor Indians. They enjoy watching cricket, drinking Coca Cola, eating Bingo and dancing in clubs. This is the spirit of true liberty and modernity in any nation. Let them do whatever they like. As long as they don’t interfere in our corrupt and bloody politics, we don’t interfere in their nasty and crazy lifestyles. Let them get any number of diseases and disorders and die in hospitals and old age homes. Death is inevitable. Some die early and others go away a little late. India is stuffed with the problem of over population. Better if many die on their own due to our corrupt and selfish politics. Natural calamities are welcome for us. Our party men can grab money from those voluntary donations and our formal funding also. I mean who hates money. We must take up useless and short-term projects only to keep India always poor because Indians want it badly. Politics means attractive tricks and strategic attacks. Grab political power resorting to any measure. We must retain our hold of power in every possible state. More and more Congress MPs must come to Parliament during these few years. It makes my task of making Rahul Gandhi Prime Minister easy. I know that MLAs, MPs, ministers and chief ministers in this nation do not have any individuality of their own. Learn lessons from Rosaiah in Andhra Pradesh. He always says “I am just her representative here. Don’t ask me anything. Burn this state or die on your own. I have nothing to say about it”. Don’t start new political parties. What happened to Chiranjeevi in Andhra Pradesh? He slipped into an inescapable mud now! He does not know to continue there or come out of it. Politicians change at any time and for any minor reason. Continue this trend created and followed by us. Deal strategically with regional parties because we need them to somehow cook soup at the centre and set up a combined circus. Take whatever you want. Just ensure that my son becomes PM next time. Is it clear? Take care!

I invited the souls of these people to talk in my world honestly and openly.

RAGGING

Recently I saw a girl at an Internet Café in our area downloading images related to youth culture. I enquired her if she was doing it to do some project. I thought she was a student of theater arts or fashion technology. She said she is a student of engineering. There are many engineering colleges in this region because there are many businessmen in our state also. She felt embarrassed to talk to me. Later the owner of that Internet café told me that she was doing it to satisfy the interests of her seniors at her engineering college as part of their ragging toward her. I hated her after knowing this truth because she was uncomfortable to talk with an unfamiliar fellow at an Internet café but happy to do the rubbish instructed by her seniors. Find my observations on this issue below:

1. Ragging cannot be avoided at colleges and universities by legislations until boys and girls change and realize how to deal with their idiotic and unscrupulous seniors.

2. Rich boys and girls join these colleges and universities to spend their time happily. For them happiness means doing what they like, not minding what others think about it. Ragging is just a part of their enjoyments on their campuses.

3. 60% of rich people in India today would have earned their money and assets through corrupt and dishonest ways through jobs or other avenues. They are basically dogs and bitches. They don’t have time to teach anything to their children at home because they spend their time with other dogs and bitches in other places. The children of such dogs and pigs spoil a college or university environment. Principal or other staff there does little against them because they are afraid of rich villains in this nation. If a girl is raped or if a boy commits suicide due to ragging, it is just a little piece of news for us outsiders because we take every issue as a common thing in this bloody and nasty nation built by Sonia Gandhi, Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi, Sachin Tendulkar and Chidambaram. Don’t say this to them. Chidambaram allocates a budget to get you and me killed like he is doing with naxalites in India. He is an intellectual of our nation. Ordinary people have no right to talk about him.

4. Most of the beautiful girls do not trust good people because they look simple and worthless externally. They run after cheats and scoundrels. Later they get cheated. They blame their parents and society but it is time for them to assess their character first. If something good or bad happened to us when we are between 20 and 80, it is because of our character and fate, not because of others. Do not blame others when something bad happens to you because of your thoughts and behavior once or now. I heard about many famous girls and women involved in prostitution to exhibit their carefree culture and modernity. In open culture, anybody can do anything because it is what you are also doing there. You deserve ragging by dogs and bitches if you are a cowardly dog or bitch at your end. Learn to know your status in the society and maintain it being bold, intelligent and cautious wherever and whenever necessary. Others have no time to pity and save you when you spend time talking on phones, playing video games and dancing in clubs and pubs. If you are a dog or bitch, only such people encourage and admire you publicly or secretly. You are building your life, not I.

5. Girls and women must have an individuality of their own. If they allow their parents and relatives to decide everything for them, they remain show pieces to others. Nobody admires a show piece for long. If somebody is admiring you for long irrationally or illogically, it means he is either a fool or a lover like me. Intelligent and ideal people don’t like your presence also as long as you do not develop an identity and individuality of your own in a positive and appreciable way. How are you different from a dog or bitch on road? Answer this to yourself.

6. 90% of boys and men in this nation think like pimps. If a girl or woman exhibits her beauty in public places, they use words like chic and fuck. It means they are treating you like a prostitute. Indians are still not matured enough in understanding women and treating them decently. A rape case can take place at any time in your village, town or city. Certainly others pity you after you are raped. Newspapers write about your case, women’s rights wings make some fuss about it, others talk about it for sometime, your friends and relatives pity you and such many other publicity things occur around you. You are a piece of news for them. Rapes take place in a nation of anarchy. You discuss others’ cases when you are safe and I discuss your case when you are victimized. Ultimately the victim is “an Indian girl or woman”. Are you sure you are never going to be that one? Do not just discuss problems, find out solutions and know how to keep yourself and others away from them. Then you become a brilliant Indian. Killing rapists publicly is just one measure. When do you girls and women learn this virtue and practice it in India? Police and lawyers are not your saviors. They are just observers and commentators. Don’t trust them. They are living in India, not in the US. Their daughters, wives and relatives are also victims here. We talk about them. They don’t do it. It is all the difference.

7. A girl can be happy when she develops a network of good male friends. A girl can’t help another girl when a rogue is approaching to rape or kill one of them. A reckless and ferocious boy can do it. A boy can live happily in India without girls but a girl can’t do it without good boys in her network. You should know who are good boys and remain in their network of care and guidance for you always. A boy knows well about the bad thoughts and acts of other boys. Seek that knowledge from your boyfriends, lovers, husbands and fathers and know how to behave outside. Love good people and be in touch with them to find this world beautiful and enjoyable. If you always spend with bad boys, you can never enjoy your life in a decent and ideal way which can be appreciated by others also.

8. Express your modernity in treating your villains effectively, not in sleeping with others for chances in films, serials, games, sports, jobs and other venues of fame and money. Fame and money make you a prostitute in the long run. Individuality and values make and retain you as a good girl or woman. It means you are pure honey. Then good bees come in search of you for your friendship and guidance. Be admired and followed by 10 good boys instead of 10000 bad boys and men. Film heroines have bad admirers and classical dancers have good admirers. Many rich boys and men talk like this about a heroine “Can we afford her?’. They treat her as a prostitute. They admire her in public places differently because they want that good image to live in India. Indian males are the worst lot in the world. You need to spend a lifetime with them to really understand them. Classical dancers have a little fame only compared to film heroines but their 10 real admirers are equal to a crore unethical and unreliable fans of our flashy and showy show girls on screen. How many of you consider a film heroine a goddess? I mean a goddess for whom you want to die because she represents great character, admirable values and reliable standards. Many film heroines in this nation think that they achieved a lot. Yes, they achieved a lot like those in circus shows. Once the show is over, nobody is bothered about them really. They are buffoons meant for entertaining rogues and scoundrels in this nation. I am one of them.

BHARAT RATNA

I have read in newspapers recently about the suggestions of some builders of this nation to award Sachin Tendulkar with Bharat Ratna because he did two centuries in a one-day match recently. This shows where India and Indians are now in terms of their thoughts and pursuits. His Excellency Kapil Dev is also supporting this idea because he already spoilt this nation adequately with his cricket earlier and now he found Sachin suitable to receive it because this social reformer, scientist, philanthropist, visionary, freedom fighter, sage and great hero of this nation contributed a lot to the development, peace and future of this nation playing cricket for years for this nation and now achieving this great wonder.

When millions of poor Indians are suffering in slums and forests without good food, shelter and clothes…

When millions of good Indians are suffering due to the corrupt politicians and exploitative middlemen in every business field of this nation …

When no girl or woman has guts to step out alone at day or night fearing the assaults of democratic Indians at any time on their innocent and sensitive lives …

When our farmers and craftsmen in villages and towns are committing suicides being unable to live facing the oddities and tests of modernity in India …

When our desperate and intelligent brothers and sisters are joining naxalism to retaliate against the corrupt politicians and selfish Indians in every region of India …

When our government officers are exploiting our public money in every way possible to live happily in India or abroad now and later at the cost of pain and loss of others …

When one or two gentlemen like Jaya Prakash Narayan are fighting silently to reform the systems of governance and state of affairs in this nation …

Is it justifiable to award Mr. Tendulkar with Bharat Ratna?

Is it because he has the following qualities:

1. He played cricket to entertain unproductive and lazy citizens of this nation who while away their time leaving others in a hell and enjoying their privileges at their level.

2. He is ambassador to any product sold in India if it gives him more money, not health or something good to those that eat, drink or do it following his visionary guidelines.

3. He is a businessman like many other Indians in this polluted and corrupt nation who mind their businesses and nothing toward the burning issues of this nation in a real sense.

4. He created a generation of young Indians who spend their time only in relation to cricket but not reading good books, improving their skills useful to them or others and thus becoming unproductive and crazy future citizens of this nation on the way.

Girls are for sale in this nation. Buy them from red-light areas, poor houses and entertainment industry. If you can, earn more showcasing their beauty in contests.

Smoking, chewing tobacco products, drinking alcoholic drinks, consuming narcotic drugs, dancing with multiple suitors in pubs, playing cards in clubs might be injurious to your health and wealth, but any way you must do it because India achieves growth through income generated from these business areas. Our politicians are pimps. They earn money damaging and killing the true spirit of fellow Indians.

Our education and growth are meant for understanding modern comforts and attractions and live madly doing whatever we live at our level. We have no time to think about other people or issues because our life is more important to us than other affairs. Who bothers if India as a nation loses its originality and beauty very soon due to this culture and trends? India belongs to all. So, let others work for it, not we in our home or office.

Our CAs and CA institute are there to help corporate companies and fraudsters earn hugely showing the statistics differently in the reports. Has anybody in this nation studied the characteristics of CA institute in India and how it is creating and promoting a set of public supporters to thieves, dacoits and killers in this nation?

India was a poor country, is poor country and continues to be a poor country.

It is because India continues to be a nation of cheats who hide their black money in foreign banks and countries exploiting India and Indians in every imaginable way.

India never becomes a nation of good people, honest governments and beautiful environment like Canada, New Zealand or Denmark because Indians are fundamentally lunatics, patients, hypocrites and scoundrels who identify and encourage wrong people always to further ruin this nation. This is what has been happening in this nation from 1947. Check whom we are promoting and admiring largely across India today.

1. How many youth in India today know about the scientists who sacrificed the comforts of their lives to invent medicines and other comforts meant for humanity in the world?

2. How many students today know about the social reformers and freedom fighters who sacrificed their lives for the ideal of “India in the hands of Indians being ruled by Indians for its liberty, development and peace always?

3. How many children and adults today in India know about the great Indian culture and how many of them are committed to standards, values and commitments in their professional and personal lives contributing toward the goal “Great India”?

Sachin Tendulkar and many other similar celebrities in this nation today are trying hard to keep this nation in this order forever. So, we must certainly appreciate him for his services in polluting and damaging the mindsets of youth and adults in this nation. He deserves Bharat Ratna.

We are living in Incredible Indian now. Here monkeys and donkeys rule dogs and pigs. Pimps establish such systems which support their sins and evils. Thieves formulate such norms and guidelines which encourage rapists, scammers and terrorists.

1. Has Chidambaram values in devising plans and spending crores of rupees to curb naxalism in this nation without killing corrupt and unethical Indians first, who are in a large number in his home state Tamil Nadu also,?

2. Her Excellency Ms. Mamta Banerjee allocates all railway projects and attractions to her home state only because it is her character and she does not belong to India but West Bengal only. It is what other central ministers are doing now. What are other MPs and misters doing then? They don’t love India, but their regions and their relatives. Mr. Manmohan, heading this set of lunatics in the Indian government today, appreciated the spirit of democracy in India on an occasion in a foreign country the other day. He is a liar, cheat and wrong leader to this nation today. For proofs, conduct lie detector tests to everybody in the parliament, including Sonia Gandhi, chief justice and Mr. Manmohan. Everybody is an actor and cheat here. We are just watching a nasty film for no reason.

3. Corporate companies are there to earn money selling anything to Indians. Let them spoil their health and let many die in the process. Meet Indra Nooyi and Vijay Mallya to learn lessons about how to spoil and disfigure India further.

We all know how India is today. We discuss issues in dailies and meetings because it is our habit. We never try to resolve them because we are basically unreliable and unethical Indians. We have no self-respect or individuality of our own. We follow other rogues.

The other day I thought of joining Mr. Chiranjeevi’s college in Hyderabad to learn lessons about development and peace of this nation because he received Padma Bhushan. He proved what he really is during the recent elections collecting bundles of money like any businessman in the current politics. He said he has no time to teach me anything.

Now I am waiting to join the school of Mr. Tendulkar because he is going to become Bharat Ratna soon. I want answers from him to the following questions before joining his school because we must test our school founder a little before joining there.

1. What is your contribution to the development of this nation so far through cricket?

2. How do Indians benefit watching your cricket and admiring you as a celebrity?

3. Can you play cricket when your parents, wife, children, siblings and relatives are begging on streets, at temples and are counting every day to die soon because of your negligence and carelessness toward them being busy with your cricket?

4. Do you compare yourself with Swami Vivekananda, Sardar Vallab Bhai Patel, Raja Ram Mohan Roy, Bhagat Singh and Lal Bahadur Sastri because you are soon going to be a Bharat Ratna? What is your worthwhile contribution to deserve this award? Does not Sania in Hyderabad worry if she too does not receive it like you?

5. Don’t you think that you are one of the most unwanted celebrities of India today? I can prove it to you if you spend with me for one week in India coming to wherever I go spending your money.

I welcome Mr. Sachin, Mr. Kapil Dev, Mr. Manmohan and Ms. Sonia and anybody supporting these bigger and public anti-social elements in India today to counter my views presented above.

I answer you if you have any doubts or questions in this respect.

WHO EDITS MY SECOND BOOK?

A publisher from the US emailed me asking about my idea of getting my second book edited by professionals in the US before getting it published by them. They say they print and sell my book but do not attend its editing. They charge two cents for a word in the US for editing. This is what these people wrote me. I can't afford this budget now.

I edited the content of my second book thorougly and it just needs a modest cleanup. One with considerable command of English can edit it in a week's time because I did its editing very well. I don't like even one grammatical error in it and so this idea. A book must be flawless for me. I might have missed a little grammar here and there when I was doing it fast considering my remaining heavy work for editing.

I welcome anybody with love for good reading and editing to edit my manuscript. I do not pay him or her for this work now but sometime later and you can specify how much you want. I will accept your interest only if I think that it is justifiable for me.

Those interested to edit the content of my second book A Dreamer's Love Story must have the following qualities:

1. Being very good at English.

2. Lover and reader of love stories and good books.

3. One with values, standards and commitments of worth in life.

4. Ready to talk and write me something through email and phone before taking this work.

You enjoy editing this work because editing means reading a work thoroughly checking for errors in it. I promise you that there are very few errors in it because I edited it very well and you need to do very little editing in it to retain its quality.

You can talk with me over phone for any clarifications or suggestions when editing my work and you can incorporate those changes immediately. I will pay for your telephone bill arising for this reason. I believe an editor can do the best when the concerning writer is in easy access to him during the editing work. Editing means partly writing and rewriting the original script at times and it is better if the writer is consulted during this time. In my case, there is nothing for you to change a sentence anywhere in my manuscript. Just you may need to change some words here and there or grammar.

It is enough if you do not spoil my work editing it where there is no need for it. I am an editor at my level and so don't think that I am giving you a very clumsy work. You can read and edit it very fast. I can assure you to this extent.

Earlier Sakshi fought with me a lot on her blog. Let me see if she has time and interest now to edit my work. I believe in her because she is a very good girl. I will be happy if she thinks that she can edit my work. I feel very delighted to know that a sensitive dog lover, beautiful, intelligent and modern girl edited my work. I will give more time if she needs it. It is easy to quarrel with a fellow without knowing much about him but not that easy to accept a work like this because it is a little responsibility and expresses your sense of care and concern for a fellow Indian. This is a small test for Sakshi. I believe she is reading my blogs. So, no escape.

Post your interest or queries in the comments section in this blog. Or, you can call me up at my phone number 9396872652 or email me at rajayogi@live.com

It is like watching the preview show of a film before it is released to cinemas. Not only that, you are authorized to correct errors in it here and there. So, it is a matter of joy.

Sincerely,

Datla Chiranjeevi Raju.